Well i do of course. I live in a pineapple. I live in a fantasy world in which i live in a pineapple among the people of bikini bottom along with the jelly fish. I eat krabby patties everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner and i live a happy life. Mr Krabbs is my boss and i flip patties for a living. What more could a person ask for. Well i have an answer to that as well, a real life. A person can’t be happy all the time and a person can’t go through life doing the same thing everyday no matter what the circumstance. Patties are nice and all but i get bored, i know you would never suspect that. But ‘m a sponge, what more can you expect.
Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea